Bad Ass Business Cards

Bad Ass Business Cards

If your business card doesn’t hit like a brick, it’s f*ing worthless. Our Bad Ass Business Cards are crafted with the thickest card stock available—thicker than a credit card and built to command attention the instant they touch someone’s hand. This isn’t just a card; it’s a weapon in your branding arsenal—thick, heavy, and absolutely unforgettable.

Double-Sided Brilliance:

Why settle for mediocre? Print on both sides because one side is just not enough to showcase your greatness. With our full-color, four-color process, you’ll experience maximum precision—no blurry, cheap crap here. Instead, you’ll get sharp, vivid designs that scream professionalism and confidence, leaving no room for doubt.

Full Bleed Available:

Want your design to go right to the edge? We’ve got you covered. Our full bleed options ensure your card has that seamless look, demanding attention from every angle. It’s all about making a statement, and we don’t do half measures.

Offset Printing Excellence:

Listen up—cutting corners isn’t in our vocabulary. Our offset printers deliver perfection, every damn time. You’ll get razor-sharp lines and bold colors that radiate power and clarity, putting your competitors to shame. If you want to stand out, you need to print like a boss.

Velvet Finish That Oozes Authority:

It’s not just about thickness; it’s about feel. Our velvet finish is smooth as hell, elevating your card from flimsy paper to a high-end item that people will actually want to keep. Other cards are weak; ours demand respect. Hand one over, and watch jaws drop.

500 or 1000 Cards Available:

Don’t just dip your toes in the water; dive in headfirst! Order your Bad Ass Business Cards in quantities of 500 or 1000 because if you’re going to make an impact, you might as well go all in. More cards mean more chances to dominate the networking scene.

These aren’t just cards—they’re tools for domination. Hand one of these to someone, and they won’t just feel the difference; they’ll remember you long after the interaction ends. So, what are you waiting for? Order now because if you’re handing out anything less, you’re handing out excuses. Step up your game or get the hell out of the way.